THE SOCK FOR YOUR JOCK™

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Adam & Sleeve [PRE-ORDER]

$29.99 USD
$29.99 USD
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The first.  The original.  The best to ever do it.  Our first ever launched product.  Silk lined rim, subtle grippy exterior surface, utterly soft interior, solid black color.  Your most simple, comfortable, and discreet way to enjoy your own company. Perfect for day-to-day use at home, or on the road for business or visiting friends. Machine washable.

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TESTIMONIALS

  • So soft

    “I really love how soft it is. My days of alligator skin are OVER. I can whack 8 times per day instead of the usual 3. Guess I'm gonna need to order a Sock Party value pack soon.” – Dan, Montreal

  • Super grippy

    "When I whack, I really whack up a storm. Things tend to violently fly all over the place. Once, my rubber fake pussy hit my girlfriend in the face, which put me in a serious legal bind. I was brought up on assault charges; only thing that saved me was that she's a mere immigrant from Guangxi without the deep legal and financial resources that I posses. With Sock Party, I know my cohabitants, living room furniture, and junk are safe.” – Dan, Montreal

  • Incognito

    “Last time I flew to the US for business, my FleshLight got flagged by TSA. A heavy set black woman (it doesn't matter what race she is, I mean, I barely see race), humiliated me in front of a family, a bachelorette party, and my head of HR. Luckily I don't have to worry about that any more.” – Dan, Montreal